Jokes aside, this guy owned them hard.
I am a nobody, and if nobody is perfect, then I am perfect.
What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!
Dear Mr. Rich White Guy, Have you ever taken a money shower before?
So... That storm guy, you know stormageddon, what do you think of him?
If your cooler than me, doesn’t that mean I’m hotter than you?
Dear Mr. Rich White Guy, can you rap like a black man?
So, as a black guy, can I gain membership to the Newport Rhode Island Yacht Club?
An eagle may soar high and proud, but a hamster never got sucked into a jet engine.