Ask Mr. Rich White Guy

Jokes aside, this guy owned them hard.

I am not alone

I am a nobody, and if nobody is perfect, then I am perfect.

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What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!

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Dear Mr. Rich White Guy, Have you ever taken a money shower before?

Anonymous

So... That storm guy, you know stormageddon, what do you think of him?

Anonymous

If your cooler than me, doesn’t that mean I’m hotter than you?

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Dear Mr. Rich White Guy, can you rap like a black man?

Anonymous

So, as a black guy, can I gain membership to the Newport Rhode Island Yacht Club?

Anonymous

An eagle may soar high and proud, but a hamster never got sucked into a jet engine.

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I am a make believe super rich white guy. You worry about the 1% of America? I AM THE 1%!!!

Disclaimer/ WARNING -
The videos in this Tumblr may be offensive to many viewers. Keep in mind that this is all make believe and is just a joke. Its not meant to be taken seriously. Its made this way to make fun of the super rich in America by making them look like stereotypical racists rich people. So take a chill pill and have fun.

Ask away peasants

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